SUNSHINE MAKES ME HIGH

呃。今天在加班。

因为。该上班的时候在发呆。

真没有做啥坏事那时，连google reader都是下班了才看的！天地良心。

每次经过粉红小屋时，我都会小心地偷看。里面到底是什么个样子咧？恩啊恩啊恩。

看来不是我一个人有这种强烈的好奇心。且何况春天，发春的动物前仆后继。只要一个小眼神，没个人按奈得住。马上掏心置肺，老箱子藏的掖的好好的都给亮出来了。

转几个哈：

de在2009年4月3日14:16说：
辞职，然后去睡那个我想睡的人
哇，后面那条想想都害怕，我是个怂人         （这孩子太可爱了| 注解：怂人：敢想不敢做，又或者胆子小小口气大）

皮蛋在2009年4月3日13:25说：
我想~
老板娘吼我的时候轻声说
你老公的尺寸很大~
邦妮回复：
哈哈哈哈！                                                 （哈哈哈哈）路人甲在2009年4月3日12:38说：
完全生活在自己构建的世界——比如想象中的亚特兰提斯，空有抱负却身体孱弱的国王（代表人民对海洋的崇拜）和知识超越时代的太阳神祭司（太阳）是孪生兄弟。女猪脚在海洋考察中坐银色球形个人深海潜水艇穿越，被认为是月亮派来的使者（美少女战士咩）。和国王结婚的当天国王死掉，明争暗斗下垂帘听政，管理十邦。某天和祭司终于偷尝禁果，秘密快被敌人发觉时，天崩地裂。亚特兰提斯消失海底前，找到神殿里的潜水艇穿回来过普通日子。带不带祭司回来犹豫中……（咬手帕）诸如此类。
邦妮回复：
提醒大家，是想做但是不敢做的事，不是想做但是不能做的事。        （梦幻少女心。。囧）苏楞嘎在2009年4月3日10:22说：
说个近点的：我想辞职
说个远点的：我想辞职
说个合适点的：我想抢银行                          （我想让银行给我送钱。这个好不？）                                    
 司墨在2009年4月3日10:12说：
穿越回女尊时代，开一家鸭店，当老板~ 每天为挑选合符顾客口味的小倌费尽心思。  （这个工作我也喜欢，肯定负责！）猪仔在2009年4月4日17:13说：
还是处女的时候，不知发什么神经，跟死党约好，她上齐十二星座的男人，我上齐十二生肖的男人。呵呵，这种巨大的宏愿，到今时今日，还是没完成，碰上缺的生肖，还是下不了手，因为不是爱的原因。据我们俩当年的想法，我俩就是现在最流行的集邮女吧？                                        （集邮女万岁。死党那个应该比较容易完成吧？——相对而言）孙小爱在2009年4月4日21:42说：
我超级想的事情：

隆胸
拍A片（
求包养（限宝马叔叔）
求安乐死（40岁以前必须完成）                       （宝马叔叔……哈哈哈）

好了。不卖关子了。大伙自个去看吧。男士不要看得太冲动哈。

中午收到外国人同学邮件：

i saw this article on the new york times website and it's really funny.  i'm curious to know if you have seen this grass mud horse...

——————————————————以下转自 白板报

白板报【按】如何把一个发生在国外的极其复杂的现象说得一清二楚，下面这篇文章就是一篇优秀的范文。

‘Innocent’ ditty pokes fun at Net crackdown; Childish ‘grass-mud horse’ song lampoons official censors

Ng Tze-wei — South China Morning Post , March 6, 2009 Friday

In the harsh but beautiful desert of Ma Le Go Bi, a special herd of alpaca sheep known as caonima (grass-mud horse), lived happily. But their happiness is fading.

Their habitat has come under threat lately because of a sudden migration of river crabs. But the brave caonima are resilient and intelligent, and they are fighting back - through the mainland internet.

For readers hurriedly flipping through the pages of Index to the Animal World, this tale of survival is not a real ecological crisis, but rather a creation of smart mainland netizens who have turned the government’s sweeping internet crackdown into a national laughing stock. And it all started with an innocent-sounding little song.

The song of the caonima’s epic struggle with the river crabs has become such a popular hit on the mainland that toy shops have started to sell caonima dolls.

Almost everyone, except the authorities, knows this is a dig at the mainland’s internet censorship. The word for river crabs, hexie in Putonghua, sounds almost the same as “harmony” - the central theme of President Hu Jintao’s governing philosophy. It has lately become a euphemism for government censorship.

Caonima is pronounced like an unprintable slang phrase people use to show their anger and frustration. The innocent-seeming song turns out to be not what the internet censors think it is, and netizens, angered by the internet crackdown launched late last year, have adopted it.

By the end of last month, nearly 3,000 websites and about 270 blogs had been closed down. While the authorities say the crackdown is to cleanse mainland websites of “vulgar and pornographic” materials, many liberal or anti-establishment sites or blogs have also been targeted, including the well-known Bullog.com and many current affairs discussion groups carried on Douban.com.

The crackdown soon sparked anger, with many saying it was actually a drive to control freedom of speech in a year of sensitive anniversaries.

Using homonyms, or words of similar pronunciation, to bypass the great firewall of China is not new. But none of the previous attempts has achieved such widespread success as the cute little ditty about caonima.

The Song of Caonima, sung by angelic children’s voices, had registered more than 1.2 million hits on YouTube alone by yesterday.

Since January, when it first appeared on the internet, the song has quickly gathered a large following. It soon branched out into many different forms as netizens poked fun at the clueless “river crabs”.

In one episode, the caonima galloped around freely before the river crabs showed up. Then the crabs, equipped with ultra-hard shells, arrive and ruthlessly pulled up every single blade of grass they come across. The Caoni people, who herd the grass-mud horses, sing in a sad melody that they “used to sell horses, but now have to slash purses”.

The mainland media have played their part in spreading the popularity of the caonima.

The Southern Metropolis Daily printed a story yesterday detailing how two grass-mud horse toys had become hot items on the mainland. Called Ma Le and Go Bi, they were designed by five Guangdong youngsters and sell for 40 yuan ($45HK) apiece.

Ma Le Go Bi sounds like another crude slang phrase.

This watch eschews the conventional division of a day into 24 hours, instead it divides into units of median daily routine.

The dial shows a breakdown of what average people do on an average day, so you’re able to see what you yourself should - on average - be doing at any time.

The outer loop on the dial represents the AM and the inner loop the PM.

现在应该做什么。下一步什么方向。ok，作为，一个average person，原来只要follow这只表就足够。

the average watch from Mr Jones Watches.

你来自哪个星球呢？

我也许是第一个，也许是第二个。

这样的不同，尤其情人节前看看，未必男人要THANK GOD YOU'RE A MAN呢。

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